(Part I - Preliminaries, Part II - The Long Kiss Goodnight)
<sigh> Sorry. I tend to talk more about the surrounding atmosphere than the thing itself. In this post I hope to remain focussed and actually discuss the actual meat of the architecture and the skeleton upon which it is based. Apologies for not providing the color and fluff of life that actually surrounded the process ;)
Point 1 Humans are good at making declarative statements and woefully incompetent at micromanagement.
This is one of those points that one shouldn't have to make, but the simple fact that bears repeating is that Humans are really good at figuring out what should be done, but really shitty at actually - you know - doing what they think should be done. In keeping with the spirit of the theme of this post, I leave it to the reader to reflect upon the profound reality that it is far easier to see the goal than the path to it. The profound insight I have (not singular, as I'm sure you're aware) is that a management system which caters to the micro-manger who actually is competent at orchestrating a complex series of transformations under chaotic conditions are few and far between - so rare as to be non-existent to several orders of approximation (or so expensive, which amounts to the same thing).
The take away is simply that any system which depends on a human to do the actual work is simply not going to work - by definition. Seeing as how this is one of my premises, it's not something I can really argue. It's a premise derived by years of observations of not just other humans but also myself. Again, I'm not making the claim that there are not humans who are absolutely brilliant at micro-managing large scale distributed systems - let's be crystal clear on that point. No. My point is simply that these people are incredibly rare and you - the actual person paying the price - will have to pay through the nose if you find such a person. And, quite frankly, the chances of you actually finding such a person is so miniscule as to be almost unmeasurable. Most likely, what you'll do is find someone who claims to be such a person or someone whom someone you trust claims to be such a person. And the odds are overwhelmingly that you are just a complete maroon and have been hoodwinked into paying a lot of money for a cheap imitation of such a being. Get used to it. It's just a simple fact of reality.

